The Eloise Company
Purveyors of amazing products and services! GET LOST!, VAPORIZOR!, Drones-R-Us drone rentals and much, much more!
About Eloise
Ellie Oakley, also known as Queen Of The Woild, is the founder, owner, head inventor and the brains behind The Eloise Company.
Born in a little log apartment building in Boston the bean place, Eloise started The Eloise Company when she launched her “Girlie School”. Featuring well regarded courses in topics such as “whining and moaning to get what you want”, “Taking credit for everything while doing absolutely nothing” and “Wrapping Dad (or anyone) around your little finger”.
Later, Eloise earned her surgeon’s certificate and started her Weight Loss and Brain Surgery Clinic. Lose ten pounds of ugly fat when she cuts off your head with a rusty saw.
Still later, Eloise purchased her first of many heckilopters and introduced the world to her amazing GET LOST! spray. It works on clouds, rain, dogs, people… it works on EVERYTHING!
The Queen will answer any question. 25 cents please.
